VITAL STATISTICS -
TAGS: candor silence advice humor Rating: 5/5
More motifakes by lgvernon
Thedewd - October 20, 2017, 5:46 am
|Two questions, if a guy is asked by his wife/girlfriend the answer should be an immediate NO! if he wants to live. 1. Do I look fat? 2. Is she prettier than me?|
ughomer - January 24, 2015, 6:38 am
|Genius, LG! 5L for this one.|
lgvernon - January 23, 2015, 12:27 am
I'm'unna tell her you said that...
rerun - January 22, 2015, 7:27 pm
My wife carries an extra 220 pounds, just a few times a week if I'm lucky.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 3:29 pm
lgvernon - January 22, 2015, 12:47 pm
Shaddup, GAryO. You're only alive because it's too d*** far for me to walk from Wyoming to the West Coast. I love this painting. If you were here, I'd feed it to you, one canvas bite at a time.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:40 am
|Heard one sing once. Mentioned that 'for a big girl, she sure could belt out a tune...then it hit me.|
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 12:55 am
mizzdizz - January 21, 2015, 9:38 pm